Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are Apparently Not Dunzo

Grrr. Just when you think the hottest girl in the world has left her boyfriend who you totally can't compete with, she's back in his arms, and making out in public. No fair! They were supposed to be done, finished, caput, but nooooo... Page Six had to go and spot Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett making out at some restaurant.

The comely couple was spotted Friday night reigniting their relationship at TriBeCa restaurant Cercle Rouge. "They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on," said our spy. "Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn't really care who saw."

Grrr. Not fair. I spend all my time fantasizing about Scarlett Johansson, and what do I get for my time and effort? A big stinkin' nothing, that's what. Well, fine. Go be with your ridiculously good-looking boyfriend. See if I care. There's plenty of other Hollywood hotties for me to fantasize about. You're not the only one.

Wait, Scarlett, come back. I didn't mean it. Don't go.