Sara Sampaio Is Simply Just Killing Me Now

This Portuguese hottie simply won't quit. In her new spread in Elle Russia, the dark sultry beauty puts on even more killer poses that make me want to learn a foreign language, and, dare I say, consider a little romance in my life.

I don't mean flowers and candy and dressing up for chit chat at a tapas bar. No, my definition of romance with a woman as smoking sextastic as Sara Sampaio is more likely to involve silken ropes, a jar of organic clover honey, and the passion of ten thousand men, packed into three minutes of ecstasy that has to include ESPN's Top 10 Plays and full release.

I hope Sara likes it too. Honey is good for the skin. Enjoy.