Sara Jean Underwood Little By Comparison

Sara Jean Underwood has six million Instagram followers. Kim Kardashian has eighty million. Go figure how we rank our titty chicks in this world. East German judges have anything to say on this?

Imagine how maybe five years ago the idea that a blond chick taking pictures of her fake tits in the great outdoors would have more subscribers than the leading newspapers in all the major cities would have seemed incredible. Now it seems mediocre by comparison to some of the mega forces on social media selling perfume and fake stories. In being the ultimate free market, the digital marketplace reveals the profoundly shallow and sophomoric tendencies among our species. This is why people who can't get laid kill themselves at the holidays.

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