Rowing Champ Olivia Jade Giannulli Lands Juicy Campaign!

Olivia Jade Giannulli is back to her instagram influencer antics in this campaign with Juicy Couture.

This is years after the rowing champion who never was, got implicated in a college scandal that landed her mom, America's Sweetheart, no, not Sandra Bullock, America's other Sweetheart, Aunt Becky, in jail.

At the time of the scandal, Olivia Jade Giannulli was already doing the whole influencer thing and monetizing her feed. Her parents had different plans for her.

They said "Why let academic mediocrity stand in the way of greatness?” So they paid $500,000 to have Olivia Jade and photoshopped into fake rowing photos to secure spots on USC’s crew team. Neither of them had rowed anything, at least not competitively.

Olivia was already thriving as a professional vapid influencer. But apparently, no ring light or brand deal could satisfy the deep parental yearning for a college bumper sticker on the family Tesla (before Elon got Red-Pilled).

She was doing the Lord’s work as a YouTuber, teaching the masses how to apply mascara while sipping oat milk lattes and other trends, but her mom was not going to allow her to miss the college experience. Instead, she was willing to go to jail to ensure her brad got the college experience.

As the scam unraveled, Aunt Becky went from starring in Hallmark Christmas movies to starring in Orange Is the New Plaid, bending over to get the soap in the shower with caution, out of fear of being turned into the bitch of one of the other white collar crime criminals in their facility.

The moral of the story of this cautionary tale is that Aunt Becky didn’t need to risk it all for USC clout. Olivia Jade was already destined for influencer greatness, didn't need boring college and is back where she belongs with the help of Juicy Couture.

The rich coming out of scandal unscathed. Shocking!