Rosie Jones Swimsuit and Lingerie Calendar Hotness for 2014

Rosie Jones is simply hot. There's no two ways about it. While we are normally blessed with seeing this spunky brunette without her top on, in her new 2014 Swimsuit Calendar, she manages to keep some bits of swimsuit and lingerie on her curvaceous fine female form, while still exuding ridiculous levels of passion inducement. It's certainly easy to imagine a tropical vacation with Rosie Jones. It's even easier to imagine never leaving the hotel room or even remember what island you're on because you're spending all your non-sweaty time making ice packs for your hurting stranger-danger touch areas.

Rosie, call me. Let's plan our own Caribbean island getaway. Maybe not exactly to the Caribbean, but we can look at pictures online from my apartment while we feed each other mangos. Enjoy.