Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Chesty Night Out In LA

Alright, here's the plan. You convince Jason Statham there's an exhibition of children boxing through the ages at the local MOCA, while I slip in through the back door and beg his lady friend, the honorable Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, to run away with me. I mean, I don't like to run so much, so maybe walk away with me at a reasonable pace. And not actually away away. I don't anticipate this relationship lasting super long. So maybe like to the end of the block where I've cleared out the back of my Corolla for the purposes of making sweet and tender love to one smoking hot blonde Britty supermodel. I'll even sit on the hump.

Rosie was out in L.A. just looking all kind of chick and chesty sharing and reminding everybody that while she may no longer be working in Michael Bay movies, she's still one of the most alluring girls in town, whichever town she's in. I'm sure beauty doesn't come completely easy to Rosie, just easier than for most. Be sure to show Jason that photo series of the kindergarteners laying in left hooks, I'm going to need a few more minutes alone with Rosie than first anticipated. Randy bird. Enjoy.

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