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bill-swift - January 9, 2014
The Vatican is sending out a call to recruit new exorcists in order to combat Satan and his minions. Apparently, there has been a rise in Satanic cults in Italy and Spain in the last few years. This has led to an increase in demonic possession, you know, like you'd expect. The demand for exorcisms is so high that the Vatican can't keep up with the demand. It isn't like in the 70's when you'd just call a young priest and an old priest and you'd be set. Some priests are conducting up to 100 or more exorcisms a week. So, if you are looking for a new career, why not consider becoming an exorcist? Sure, you have to become a priest first, but isn't it worth it? You wouldn't be father so and so at the parish down the street running church bake sales and stuff. No, you'd don a cape and take on the forces of darkness in a battle for the souls of some goth kid that sacrificed his hamster to the dark lord!
It's probably a lot cooler than the job you currently have.
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