Rihanna’s Inclusive Fenty Lingerie Inspiring Fat People, Pissing Off Even Fatter People

@savagexfenty drops worldwide at MIDNIGHT 12:01 am EST TONIGHT at SAVAGEX.com !!!

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Rihanna seems like a legitimately cool chick who would probably rather smoke up a crazed intruder to chill him out than call the police on him. And the bitch knows how to shake down her fans. Apparently before her Fenty Beauty makeup line released last year, women of color had the option of melting down a Hershey's bar and rubbing it on their faces for a light coverage foundation, and that was pretty much it. Rihanna raked in the dough by releasing more shades of makeup than had ever been done before or whatthehellever, and now she's continuing her inclusive brand with a lingerie line for clinically obese people of all colors that has the woke Internet salivating. And when I say obese, I mean the people buying these grill covers are even bigger than Demi Lovato. Yeah.

Representation matters. I can’t express how comforting it is to go a site and see all shapes and sizes immediately. Too often It’s like “that’s cute but this model is a 0 so this probably wouldn’t look right on me.” Thank you @rihanna @SavageXFenty #SavageXFenty pic.twitter.com/rvt4x0MdbR

— RAVEN B. (@RAVIEB) May 11, 2018

I really love @rihanna, she really did make @SavageXFenty lingerie for plus size girls. I'm crying right now.

— Alison Elewa (@elewa_alison) May 11, 2018

In love with @SavageXFenty website ! I love how inclusive and diverse it is with its models. @rihanna you’re amazing for bringing girls of many shapes, sizes and colors and once again breaking the stereotype of what a model is suppose to look like

— Steph (@_Stephanohtis) May 11, 2018

But Rihanna's version of Dress Barn - Lingerie for People Shaped Like Barns - still isn't enough to appease people with skin tones that don't perfectly match the shades she made available. Also, very, very, very fat people who still can't fit into Fenty's largest sizes are pissed. Pro tip: If you need a forklift to get around, well-fitting lingerie isn't your biggest worry. Shortly after the release of Savage Fenty lingerie, some women freaked out and cried because finally lingerie for ugly people was a thing, while others actually bitched about it:

Classic case of if you give a mouse a cookie. Or in this instance, if you give a chick a bucket of KFC. If these people find Rihanna's inclusive lingerie to be triggering, boy do I have a website for them.

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