Rihanna Spends Overnight Hours at Ashton Kutcher’s House — What???

Ashton Kutcher is blessed in oh, so many ways. And, no, I don't mean blessed with acting talent or professional ability, I mean, blessed with the ladies. Following a divorce from the cougartastic, albeit slightly disurbed Demi Moore, and a reported string of girls along the wayside through that marriage, not to mention previous erotic bumps in the backside to January Jones and Brittany Murhpy, Ashton Kutcher manages to turn his boyish smile and Kabbalah wristband stories into incredibly productive hot-tail hunter success stories.

Last night, Rihanna was seen visiting the lucky bastard just before midnight, popping out of her car with her two security guards standing by, and entering Ashton's home, coming out at 4am, running into her chauffered car and peeling away from his home. We could be super naive and assume Rihanna was just asking for some acting tips, now that she's broken her seal with Battleship, but we'd then be just naive. And we're anything but naive, so we're going to go out on a limb and say serious, hardcore, unrepentant, boot-knocking. Enjoy.

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