Rihanna She-Dazzles in Red for GQ Men of the Year Party

First off, a caveat. Any 'Man of the Year', let alone 'Men of the Year' award ceremony where I don't see my name prominently featured, it's obviously not an honest accounting of the votes. That being said, whatever it was GQ was celebrating in L.A., Rihanna stole the show.

Fresh off her nipple-baring sextastic appearance in the magazine, Rihanna donned a form-fitting red dress to ensure that all eyes were upon her as she arrived at the swanky event. Just looking like a million dollars, which I would gladly pay her for about twenty-seven minutes of nekkid fun time in a bouncy house of my choosing. If I had the million dollars that is; I already have the bouncy house. Enjoy.