Rihanna Artsy Hot in Upcoming Elle Magazine

Say what you will about Rihanna, you can not take away that ridiculously hot body on the sultry Bajan diva. Tan and long and lean and lovely, and she's not afraid to show it. Quite a combination.

In the upcoming edition of Elle magazine, which nearly cost me a head contusion as one of the stylists at Cheese Curls, the beauty salon where I poach many of my favorite women's magazines, Rihanna gets all kinds of artsy fashiony but super fine, and reminds me why, though I've never purchased a single track of her music, I would pay a good bit of treasure for five minutes in a bathtub scrubbing her back. She floats my ducky. Enjoy.