Porn Star Carmen Valentina’s Delicious Bikini Curves On Display

Carmen Valentina should change her name to Carmen Valentine because all I want to do is give her chocolate, gifts, and my heart. I’d even be willing to meet her on the beach way earlier than February 14th if necessary. There’s just something about her that makes me focus harder than a dog that has just seen a squirrel. Or a squirrel that has just seen a nut. Maybe cupid is working overtime this year because I feel like I’ve been hit in the back with a love arrow after looking at her.

I wish Carmen had invited me to tag along with her to the shore. I would have made sure we scored a blue sun dome to shield us from the sun. It looks like she wasn’t able to get one. I became a handyman exactly for scenarios like this. I would have built shade for her if it was the only option left. She deserves to be protected from harmful sun rays and the barrage of constant compliments that come her way. Sometimes being beautiful is a full-time job and her body and face clocks in early and leaves late. With me around, she’d be able  to take the day off. Even though I know that’s impossible for her to do because being hot looks like it’s ingrained in her DNA.

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