Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Have a Plan

There's nothing more quintessential Hollywood than aging attention whores flashing their tits at paparazzi not there for them. It's like the ghosts of Christmas Present and Future arguing over whose wife is fatter. You're fucking the same woman. These ladies aren't dining at the expensive restaurants, they're being informed that the shitters are only for paying customers, then exiting to the cameras with smiles like they just jumped off Ben Affleck's cock. That last part being at least semi likely. There's nowhere to hide when you're forty and wearing a captain's hat. The truth is staring you in the mirror right beneath a disabled placard. I wish Normal Rockwell were around to paint this.

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