‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2’ Is Happening And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, is happening, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, so just give up.

If all goes as expected, the film will be in theaters on April 17th, 2015, so plan accordingly. This time around, Blart (Kevin James) will do battle with a group of art thieves who strike while he's attending a security convention in Las Vegas. It will be stupid. Really stupid.

But guess what? The first film was stupid, too, and it made $183 million off of a $26 million budget. Can you really blame Adam Sandler and James for producing this junk when it's making everyone involved so rich? If anything, I'm surprised it took them this long to get around to it. When you look at all that cash just sitting on the table, everyone involved should be commended for showing some restraint.