Paris Hilton Steps Out In Leggy Red Dress

When you're stepping out in to the night, as Joe Jackson once crooned about, you want to do it in style. I know the obvious way to go for a Jukebox Selects is to go for something to do with Paris Hilton's red dress, but we zig when others zag here, so let's try that first one on for size, shall we?

I'm kind of amazed Paris Hilton has managed to stay more or less exactly the same. It's like when she dropped out of the limelight for those couple of years, she went into a cryogenic state and re-emerged two years ago not having aged a day. I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but don't you think that's not only plausible, it's probably exactly what happened?

I kid, of course, Paris is great and her genetic makeup is the stuff that dreams are made of. I can only hope to look half as good as I did yesterday every day of my life, while she's out there looking as good as she did a decade ago. That's perseverance, folks. And good genes. Enjoy Joe Jackson...

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