Paris Hilton Shows Her Glimmering Cleavage With A Sexy Dress And A Puppy

How many toy dogs do you think Paris Hilton has gone through in her lifetime? I'm willing to be it's well over two dozen. There's just always a new dog with her, and I can't tell if it's the same dog and I don't care to know. I just want to get irate over her treating animals like accessories, without any factual information. Why can't you just allow me that small concession?

I imagine there's a lot we don't know about Paris Hilton, but I'm also willing to bet that we all know plenty enough to have formed an opinion of her. I feel like there's some people that we, as a society, have just had enough of. I thought for sure that Paris was one of those people, yet she keeps popping back up, usually with a new dog.

You've got to give her credit for her cockroach-esque tenacity and her ability to outlive her own relevance, only to see it resurge all over again. It's an endless loop with her, it seems, and I want off this crazy merry-go-round. Then again, at the same time, I'm just a cranky ass old man. What do I know?

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