Paris Hilton All Tied Up and Bare Bottom Revealing on Paper

Paper magazine is working over time this holiday season to get some big named sextastic celebrities out on their pages in some maximized weirdness of poses and wardrobe. It's got something to do with dramatic looks. Or Theo from accounting is high again and they put him in charge of the shoot. Either way works for me when Billionaire Barbie gets to flashing her bare heiress bottom and getting all tied up for scintillating photographs.

You don't see Paris Hilton taking typical part in these revealing silly surrealist type pose downs, but I'm certainly glad she did. I'm sure there was a discussion of her legacy and taking chances and being crazy applauded. I'm golf clapping myself at the sight of her might fine tush and the manner in which she maintains her fine female form. Tons of makeup and costumery can certainly kill the mood, but when bare skin is in the air, it quickly comes back. This game is fairly simple. Think of it as tag but with boners. Also, you want to get touched. Enjoy.

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