Pamela Anderson Dons the Rubber Suit to Defend Sperm Whales

Okay, it may not be sperm whales, we just wanted to write that because it makes us chuckle, but former Baywatch super-bim and blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson took some time off from binge drinking for a solid cause -- protecting the whales of the Antarctic from Japanese hunting ships who are stil geting a hefty price for whale meat. Never tried it, I'm guessing it doesn't taste just like chicken.

Pamela got all dolled up and wet-suited down for a Sea Shepherd new-boat promo event in Marina Del Rey, where the hippy-dippy amateur sea-faring band of whale saving pirates showed off the new protecto-ship in their armada, the Brigitte Bardot, designed I think to give the Japanese fisherman uncomfortable boners on their multi-month at sea hunting trips.

Personally, there's not enough salt-peter in the world for Egotastic! to venture out on a single-sex ship for three to four months. Something has got to give.

Good on you, Pamela. Enjoy.