Pamela Anderson Black Leather and Orgy Mask For Coco De Mer

 Pamela Anderson is dressed to go to the type of party I thought only existed in Stanley Kubrick films. I know feel depressed at having been left out my entire life, and am now doubly depressed that I will have to live the rest of my life knowing they exist while still being left out. 

It is a true testament to the workmanship of that dress that it is able to contain her legendary jugs like that. If I had to guess I would say it was made by Dickies. They are always marketed as work wear, I guess I never really thought that it must encompass all types of work. Hey, skanks have to do their business too, and they probably don't want to keep buying new dresses every time one tears due to the work that entails. It is starting to make a lot more sense now that I think about it. 

It is a tall order to try and improve upon the look of Catwoman, but Pamela is coming close. She has enough leather on and probably does not smell like piss. I would have to be there in person to know for sure, but I will give her the benefit of the doubt this one time. 

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