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‘Pacific Rim’ Viral Clip: Ron Perlman Could Sell Kaiju Nards to an Eskimo (VIDEO)

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bill-swift - July 9, 2013

And here we were thinking that Pacific Rim would be just two solid hours of giant robots beating the balls off of giant sea monster things. We were really really OK with that.

Turns out, there's a lot more to it in the plot department, especially portion of the plot department that concerns the giant sea monster balls after they've been beaten off.  Because in the new Pacific Rim viral clip, Ron Perlman wants to sell you some giant sea monster scrote. Fine, he may not mention nads specifically, but he's clearly hinting.

Just what exactly can those kaiju nether-parts do for you? Cure baldness and restless leg syndrome, for starters. We'll have to wait a week to see if they can cure that pesky mid-summer blockbuster malaise.

And Guillermo, can we just get Mr. Perlman his Hellboy 3 already? Hasn't he shilled enough?


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