On Leo DiCaprio’s Chub

Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't been looking like himself lately. In fact, he's been looking kinda...thick. Not like needs to ride a Rascal scooter because his legs can't hold him up fat, but definitely chubby for him. A lot of people in the press have been giving him flack because he no longer looks like Jack from friggin' Titanic. Well, friends, that was twenty years ago and Leo is entering that age where keeping off the weight gets harder. But really, is it such a big deal that our biggest movie star puts on a few pounds? After all, we are all getting fatter in America. Exponentially so. It only makes sense that our actors no longer look like either bodybuilders or skinny waifs. I look forward to the day when Leo keeps his shirt on throughout a whole movie because he's ashamed of his moobies. This is America dammit and that's how I feel about going shirtless.

They say that we want to see ourselves on the big screen and I for one agree. So, let the man eat some cheeseburgers and enjoy his pudge for a while.