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brian-mcgee - May 2, 2018
I would totally watch a show called Culpo & Santana where Olivia Culpo and Cara Santana fight crime in sexy bikinis. Just think of all the pool related crime they'd be investigating. Then, maybe for sweeps, they have to tackle their first oceanic murder and they arrive at the beach with extra swimwear, just in case this investigation takes a turn for the sexy... Spoiler alert: On Culpo & Santana, things always take a turn for the sexy.
Not being hip to what the kids are into, I don't really know who either of these fine ladies are and I haven't checked their acting credentials, but even if they're both terrible, we could just bring in someone to dub their voices. Maybe Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless in a nice nod to Cagney & Lacey, their decidedly less sexy counterparts from the 80s.
Anywho, I think this idea's got legs. Get someone from TNT or Bravo! on the phone. Those networks will put on any old garbage you pitch them. Maybe even USA. They say characters are welcome there, and lord knows these two beauties are plenty stacked when it comes to character. Tune in to Culpo & Santana, Fridays this Fall!
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