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Sam Robeson - November 11, 2018
Now's the time of the year when those of us not getting smoked out of our mansions in sunny SoCal start daydreaming about escaping the cold weather. I love going to the beach, and I also love going to the mountains. I'm just crazy and interesting like that. Beaches have sharks, but mountains have butthole brand whores with $500 walking sticks. Now if the sharks would just eat the brand whores. So, beach or mountains? Here's Jo Dee Messina to help you decide.
Photo Credit: HBO
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