Nikki Cox And Jay Mohr Are Making Everybody Horny

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox have been married since 2006, but judging by the picture above they're already on their way to being retired grandparents in the Florida panhandle. Seriously, she's only 34-years old, yet she looks like she should be starring on a new reality show called "What the Fuck Happened to Me?"

Then again, Nikki was once a hot, rising star, playing the WB's sluttier version of Kelly Bundy on Unhappily Ever After. But like so many hot actresses before her, she started dating douchebags like E from Entourage and Bobcat Goldthwait, who's cool and all, but come on. No way he should be nailing top shelf.

And now here she is, married to a sports talk radio host who wears socks with sandals. At least she got him to take her name.

(Photo: NPG)