Nicole “Coco” Austin Bikini Oh My Goodness!

No, this isn't a Godzilla movie, and that isn't the spawn of Mothra and Mecha-Godzilla, that's Nicole "Coco" Austin, girlfriend of Ice-T, but just like a Godzilla monster, you wouldn't want her to step on you. Coco, as she is referred to in legend, is the mythical Ass Creature of Miami Beach. Many have sought physical evidence of the creature's existence, and now it has been found. It is believed that her massive breasts are used both to balance out her giant ass, as well as to crush those with whom she is displeased. Others theorise that she can only be stopped by taking numerous Coco bikini pictures and posting them on the Internet, thereby ensnaring her in the only "net" large enough to contain her ginormous ass.