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bill-swift - January 28, 2016
Nobody protects the virtue and innocence of teens quite like myself. It's why I spend my volunteer hours working at the home for runaway teen girls with model looks and desperate to be famous situations. They're really special young ladies. Don't judge them. Or me for that matter.
Amber Montana of Nickelodeon teen mini-fame has been showing up more and more around town, off set, and a bit of the show off mode. A funny but decidedly wonderful thing happens to these teen TV starlets in their 17th year easing into their barely legal. The Disney and Nick three layers of coverall frocks and tops start transitioning into showy tank tops and braless adventures about town. It's all fun and games, like a rehearsal of sorts. The minor leagues. Pun intended. Amber, I'd say you're well on your way to apprenticing in the most perfect of fashions. When I throw you an 18th later this year at a grown up place like The Sizzler, please attend. At that point, obviously, clothing optional. Enjoy.
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