Nick Gordon Can’t Pay For His Murders

There are a few drawbacks to marrying your loser adopted elder brother. Firstly, people tend to discuss how weird it is. This can lead you to be kind of a recluse like Woody Allen. Also, it means the guy is kind of a weirdo and might kill you. Worse yet, after you're dead and he's found liable for your death in a civil court, he won't have the money to pay the settlement. A judge just ordered him to pay $36 million for his sisterfriend Bobbi Kristina's demise, but Nick Gordon didn't even show up. His stance is reportedly that it doesn't really matter because he doesn't have any money. He may or may not care that they can garnish his future earnings, because he plans to be paid under the table Febrezing couches in a champagne room. They can also cease his property which includes some sneakers and a late model Diskman. This is one of the few scenarios where being a loser is beneficial.

Gordon's main source of income appears to have been doing TV interviews about the chick he killed. This pissed the family off something fierce although they're the same ones who tossed her on a reality show when she was 12. Gordon may have pulled the metaphorical trigger, but she was dead before the ship even sank. The family is pressing for criminal charges to be filed. Luckily for Gordon they can't press charges on him because he bought a fake ID at the bodega and now goes by the name Mike Hunt. Has this new money dried up yet, these people belong back in the trailer park. 

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