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bill-swift - July 14, 2015
Congratulations to Miss Oklahoma, Olivia Jordan, on her big win in the Miss USA pageant over the weekend that due to Trump-oversy I think finally aired on some smallish cable channel so at least the proud parents could watch. Peeking at Olivia in her gown and swimsuit and such, hard to say this hottie didn't deserve to take the crown. I'm not sure what her plans were to obtain world peace, but those have always proven elusive from pageant winners in the past.
Of course, we had to go looking for the new Miss USA in some previous showy guises. Not exactly Vanessa Williams territory, but Olivia was briefly featured as a femme fatale in the TNT series Murder in the First. Herein, a distressed hot blonde in her bra and not much else. Pretty racy stuff. Fifty years ago this might have disqualified you from pageant success. In 2015, it might just insure you win. They call it progress because it's a good thing. Much like the good things Olivia Jordan brings to the table. I foresee a great future for Miss USA. I also foresee some really fun naughty times that might require her to put the crown aside for a few hours. Quite hot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: "Murder In The First" TNT
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