New Doc Exposes The World Of Human Puppy Dudes

I consider myself a pretty open-minded guy. I don't care who you sleep with as long as everyone is a consenting adult and no one gets hurt. But things like this new documentary called “The Secret Lives Of The Human Pups” give me pause, (rimshot). It explores the world of puppy play in which people, mostly men, dress up and act like dogs to get their jollies off. They usually have an "owner" and hang out with other pretend dogs in a "pack". I personally don't see the appeal of wearing a leather puppy costume and eating Alpo out of a dog bowl, but that's just me. It makes me realize that I'm really boring sexually. I just like doing it like the good Lord intended. I don't need to be spanked by a newspaper in order to feel sexytime. But they don't just dress up like dogs to bone, (tee hee). They sometimes just hang out like that and sleep in cages and stuff. One of these puppy dudes says,

“People automatically jump to the conclusion that this is gear we wear to have sex. I used to get asked awful questions like, if I liked having sex with dogs. But it’s certainly not that, and it’s not always sexual. Members of my pack, we spend a lot of time together at home just being dogs.” 

I mean, I guess they aren't hurting anybody so there is nothing inherently wrong with it. They aren't having sex with real dogs because that would be effed up. Human sexuality is a spectrum that goes way out in some goofy directions. I blame the internet. 25 years ago where would these people have found each other? At the BDSM dog park? Wait...is that a thing?