Ms. Paltrow Goes To Washington And Shit Around The Web

Expert on everything Gwyneth Paltrow is appearing before congress to talk about GMOs. Because, you know, having starred in Shakespeare in Love makes you a fucking scientist. Can congress have people arrested for being fucking stupid?

Read all about Gwyneth's latest crusade. (The Superficial)

Sarah Paulson did a topless scene and it is good. (Egotastic All-Stars)

To be fair Donald Trump mainly said misogynistic things against Rosie O'Donnell. Does that count? (TMZ)

Rihanna in a bikini because bitch hates her some clothes. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bella Thorne's cleavage makes a man think sinful thoughts. (Hollywood Tuna)

Salma Hayek's tits cannot be contained by clothes. (Popoholic)

Girls taking underwear pics in mirrors because they can. (The Chive)