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bill-swift - August 30, 2013
The Oxford English Dictionary added the word "twerking" to their august pages. This officially means that English is now the laughingstock of languages. The ass shaking dance pioneered by big booty dancers in rap videos and ruined by flat-assed Miley Cyrus has become a genuine cultural phenomenon. But your parents are probably still unclear as to what exactly this dance is. If only there was a voice that we all trust to read us the new Oxford definition to clarify. Oh yeah, Morgan Freeman! Behold the agony and the ecstasy of hearing one of America's favorite actors tell us all about a dance that simulates doggy style sex. Enjoy. If you need me I'll be tearing up the diploma I have in English.
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