Mom Has a Ruler Tattooed on Her Forearm to Measure Penis Sizes!

A mom in the UK, who is also a pretty popular "Life & Relationship Coach" on Instagram, got a ruler tattooed on her forearm so she can measure penis sizes.  34-year-old Tracy Kiss revealed the tattoo and what she intends to use it for in a video with her daughter.

From NY Post:

“As it doesn’t have numbers, it’s actually rather discreet and allows me to innocently reach up to stroke a man’s stomach whilst taking a glance at my arm alongside it to count the inches,” the creative blonde exclaimed.

“It’s something people may not think about when shaking my hand and won’t look out of place in a nursing home when I’m 90 but will always put a smile on my face and twinkle in my eye,” she further enthused.

Kiss — who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day — said knowing a partner’s size is important to her.

“I’m a woman who enjoys pleasure, body confidence and intimacy and feel that women have just as much right as men to speak honestly about sexual encounters,” she declared.

“It’s not all about size, it’s what you do with it and how your partner makes you feel when building an intimate connection, but for those who enjoy finer details, it really is the cherry on the cake for me!”

Kiss’ teenage daughter initially believed the tattoo was designed to measure bananas and cucumbers before she finally clocked what the erotic inking was actually for.

“My daughter is at an age now where she realizes my cheeky sense of humor and picks up on adult jokes which she’d missed before,” Kiss stated.

 

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This is incredible.  I don't know how you can't be a fan of this.  Well I guess if you were trying to get intimate with her and didn't measure up you might have an issue with it.

I guess I'm a fan of the idea of it.  I wouldn't want to go up against the forearm myself.