Selena Gomez and Ashley Greene Lead The Sexy at the 2010 VMA Awards

I must admit, didn't watch the MTV Video Music Awards. I think when you're over like 17, your TV no longer allows you to tune to MTV. But, that didn't stop me from sifting through 8,754 photographs of everyone but Lady Gaga at the MTV publicity-crazed event last night. And, I've selected my eight favorite hotties from the red carpet (albeit Miranda Cosgrove is featured at an afterparty). Will you agree with my list? I hope not, that would be boring. But I used the tried and tested drool method. If wetness-formed, they got listed. Here's my Top 8 of VMA Hotness, not in any formal order, from last night:

(Featured from left to right: Amber Lancaster, Ashley Greene, Lenay Dunn, Maria Menounos, Miranda Cosgrove, Selena Gomez, Teri Seymour, and Victoria Justice.)

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