Miranda Kerr Scorching Hot On Her MILF Shopping Trip to Paris

Take the simple act of shopping, the inexplicable female craze that has been going on ever since man has been trained to sit silently in a chair and daydream about being anywhere else, add a heavy dose of Miranda Kerr in a short leather leather skirt flashing her completely recovered (if not, chestily improved) MILF body, and suddenly you have an avocation that has men jumping out of their time-out chairs to get a closer look. That's the power of Miranda Kerr, like when Edision flickered on the first light bulb, an entirely new world of possibilities becomes visible. And, when discussing Miranda Kerr, those possibilities mostly involve dairy products, rubber sheets, and my Motel 6 discount card. Miranda Kerr, just epically hot. Enjoy.