Miranda Kerr Lingerie Photoshoot Puts the MILF Back Where She Belongs, Front and Center

There was this dude Three-Toed Willie who used to hang outside the local Baskin-Robbins and dispense imaginary napkins to the customers leaving the store. Willie had shot off two of his toes to avoid the draft, tragically learning not long after the incident that the draft had ended thirteen years earlier. He had gained some enlightenment in his older years, if you ignored the napkin routine, and he often shared it with us latch key kids who waited outside the 31-Flavors to beat up the kids who ordered Rainbow Sherbert. Somebody had to.

Willie used to say that god blesses everyone with the same amount of talent, but only the truly blessed ever figure out what their talent truly is. It was hard to fully grasp Willie's wisdom in those young years, what with the sickly-colored snot often running freely down his face, but as I've grown older, I've started to understand just what Willie meant, and how it applies to a super hottie such as Miranda Kerr.

Why is Miranda Kerr so amazing at being so damn hot? It's because it's her talent and she knows precisely that. She doesn't wonder what she was cut out to be or, worse, turn her back on her true skills because of some daddy issues or Kristen Stewart like brattish anger at the world, she just straps on the tiny bits of silky lingerie laid out for her, puts on her smile, and steps out on the runway or in front of the cameras knowing full well just how great she looks. And we are the ones who feel simply blessed. Enjoy.