Miley Cyrus Super Stoked

Miley Cyrus woke up the world this morning with dirty puns about Woody Allen tapping her for his upcoming Amazon TV series project. Amazon originally announced the TV project last year but once Mia Farrow's kids stopped accusing Allen of fingerings in the attic he no longer needed the immediate publicity cover. The Miley Cyrus selection is curious given the fact that Miley Cyrus can't act and her bridgework is so off-putting. Allen has a habit of working with the same veteran New York acting crew over and over again then picking one less talented young chick from Los Angeles because 50-year old New York stage actresses don't swallow.

Fuck yeah ! Stoked to be in Woody Allens first series!!!!! I had claimed 2016 to be my year of ‘chillin the fuck out' but next to my bed for a few years now has been this portrait of W.A. & I was looking into his eyes when I got the call to be apart of the cast and work alongside the bad a$$ Elaine May & da dude himself! 1960zzzz here I cummmmm.

That's the kind of social media post employers are supposed to review before hiring. She seems like a fun girl, but is she really Marketing Department material? Outlets like Netflix and Amazon understand the digital audience well enough to know that nobody under forty knows who Woody Allen is but Miley's Q rating among millennials is off the charts. She's like that guy who could bring booze to the high school party. You have to invite her. Here she cums.

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