Miley, Ariana, And Lana Look Hot In Worst Music Video Ever Made

Lana Del Rey just released one of the most critically-acclaimed records of the decade, Norman Fucking Rockwell!, which received a 9.4 from Pitchfork as well as the declaration that the record "establishes [Lana] as one of America’s greatest living songwriters." Then she released this new video for the upcoming Charlie's Angels reboot that can only be described as a microwaved bowl of anal discharge. And we stan! Love a curveball queen.

The trio's song is called Don’t Call Me Angel, and in the video the ladies kick butt and don't even think of taking names. Ariana Grande per usual looks like a nymphomaniac Bratz Doll and Miley is all butched up as a boxer, and in the ring she gives a dude a what-for. And then there's Lana. Looking like she was drugged and kidnapped and thrown onto a shitty set where she was coerced into mumbling dumpy lyrics for an abortion of a song. And frankly she probably was. I try to keep things positive on Ego, but we gots to call a spade a spade. This video needs to go right to the depths of hell. And we stan! And you'll stan too. You'll stan too. YOU'LL STAN TOO.