Mila Kunis Turns Thirty, We’d Like to Give Her Thirty Spanks

Well, I guess the spanking machine has gone the way of corporal punishment and dodge ball, but we'd still love to do a retrospective on the grade school birthday tradition with uber Hebrew School Hottie Mila Kunis as she turns thirty years sextastic today. Mila always comes up near the top of any polls or surveys of hottest women in Hollywood, a much deserved accolade, considering Mila often plays her looks on the very low key.

In honor of Mila, we present a whole mess of photos of the amazingly alluring petite gal for you to blow out like so many candles on her cake. Yes, that's supposed to sound vaguely sexual. Enjoy.