Micaela Schaefer German Sedectress In Lingerie

You ever had that relationship with a girlfriend where she says you should maybe take a break from being super intimate and naughty and try to spend some time rediscovering why you fell in love with each other in the first place on a Platonic level? And then you smile and say that sounds like a good idea because you're a guy and you fumble for any words when it comes to relationship talk about all you're thinking about in every nook and cranny of your brain is, dear god, how long is the sex going away for? I might just be imagining this from every 90's sitcom.

This is how I sort of feel now that German busty daring model Micaela Schaefer has moved heavily into lingerie and clothed seductive modeling. I believe she's still doing the occasional topless shoots, but definitely making an effort to find more slightly covered work. It's not that I can't revel in our relationship while her large German melons are covered, it's just, you know, different. Not the same. I miss the old us, Micaela. Was it that bad for you really? I'm horrible at interpersonal affairs. Might I just whisper, bring back the funbags? Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Martin Kuhn