Melania Trump Goes Lesbo

If you ask any mainstream media outlet, Donald Trump is now spiraling out of control as if he hasn't been a ludicrous buffoon trolling anyone outside of his immediate family for the past year. The same could be said for his whore trophy wife Melania Trump. A month ago her official website said she had graduated from college with a degree in architecture which was obviously laughable. Models don't graduate from anything except anal to double anal in the company of sheiks. She made an ass of herself by plagiarizing a speech although much less than she would have had she or her crew of flunkies written it.

Melania has endorsed Trump's plan to ban Muslims from entering the United States, which is curious because certain checks she cashed for 'modeling' don't exactly jibe with her immigration status? You're saying this idiot is a hypocrite? Not fair, she has no cognizant thoughts or discernible beliefs outside of a tacit agreement to suck Donald Trump's disgusting orange caked dick in exchange for never working a day in her life again. 

Donald Trump recently pledged to set up a commission to deal with the scourge of pornography if elected president. This is again hilarious as some of his wife's old lesbian porn just surfaced. Don't let the gold toilet fool you these people are fucking garbage. One trust fund and a total lack of humanity. Nice tits though. She's the one on the right. Or left. Who gives a shit. 

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