Mel B’s Day In Court

 Out of all the Spice Girls that I could choose to take to court I think I would put Scary Spice at the bottom of the list. A woman who would choose that name is sure to not give up anything without a fight. That is why I cannot feel too much sympathy for any man who ends up on the business end of her fury. He cannot say he did not know what he was getting into because it was right there in her name. With all of the deception that is usually involved in relationships it is nice to see that there was at least no false advertisement in that respect.

Say a dude gets with Baby Spice, assuming he has already gotten with her friends, and everything seems fine at first. As time goes on, however, he realizes she is not so innocent and fun loving. It turns out that she is actually an abusive psychopath with a butch personality. Next thing he knows he has lost everything to a woman who is practically a stranger. Now that would be a man I can sympathize with because he had no idea what he was truly in for. 

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