Meet James Franco’s New Model Squeeze, Isabel Pakzad’s Hottest Bikini Candids

Guys, don't worry about James Franco. He's totally fine, landed right on his feet, and is now dating Isabel Pakzad, the beauty seen here cavorting on the beach in a teeny white bikini.

I was genuinely worried there, for a minute, that women wouldn't want to go near him, but then I forgot that I live in the real world where people make terrible decisions on a regular basis. Being detached from reality is almost a prerequisite of hanging in some of the most elite circles.

James Franco don't care. James Franco don't need to care. He's James Franco. He hosted the Oscars. He played James Dean, Harry Osborne, and Tommy Wiseau. He caused the Planet of the Apes. Do you think he cares? Do you think he's lost a minute of sleep over it?

He may be losing sleep, but it's only because he's two knuckles deep in Isabel Pakzad. James Franco will always get the ladies because he's James Franco. This is not some goblin like Harvey Weinstein. Women will line up to bang James Franco until the day he dies. Women as hot as, and sometimes hotter than, Isabel Pakzad.

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