Maria Badino Bikini Pictures for A Potentially Heartbreaking Model Introduction

Stalkers can feel free to do their own Internet research, but suffice it to say, Maria Badino is one smoking hot college freshman model down Florida way. A state already known for it's sextastic co-eds just kicked it up one more notch with rising modeling starlet Maria Badino who takes a bikini and makes it into a scene straight out of my naughty old man at the beach fantasies. Why, yes, dear, I do have fifty cents to buy you a popsicle. Eesh that sounds both creepy and also exactly like me. Thankfully, Maria is quite the legal adult now and I can ignore all the calls for my being hunted down and burned at the stake.

Maria. We hope you stay awhile, maybe through the night, take a soothing bath, and slip into something more comfortable, like the pair of velvet-lined slippers I left by your guest bed. Yes, I know there were no other clothes to put on. Welcome to Casa Egotastic! Enjoy.