Mandy Moore and DJ AM Shouldn’t be Dating

So, I may not actually be in LA so that Mandy Moore and I can be together, but that doesn't give her the right to be dating some douchebag like DJ AM. But reports from People say that's just what's happening.

"It's really new. They're in the beginning stages of getting to know each other," says the source. "They're very into each other. It's very sweet."

Sweet!? No, it's treacherous. Mandy Moore is mine and whether she acknowledges it or not, it's true. Regardless, this really isn't a good move for Mandy. If this relationship turns out anything like DJ AM's last relationship with Nicole Richie, Mandy will end up as skinny and anorexic as Richie claims she isn't.

Run Mandy, Run! Run straight into my arms...

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