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bill-swift - December 23, 2014
I've been accused of many things in my life. Most of which were true I if I'm being honest. But being avant garde, yeah, that charge has yet to come up in regard to my consistent outlook on life. I leave the experimental arts to those like Maitland Ward, who showed off her splendid conifers in a bosomy blue dress whilst spanking and massage various painted girls at the Avant Garde magazine party. If this is what avant garde actually means, perhaps it is something I should look into.
Maitland Ward has fast become a favorite around here. I'd like to pretend it has nothing to do with her stellar sizable funbags, but then I also like to pretend I paid attention in high school and all my tax deductions are legitimate. Pretend is fun. Maitland simply makes me smile. From her ginger top on down to her toes I'd beg to pedicure and all the fun rest stops in between. I would not turn down a late night booty call from this fine lady. Use me then leave me, just like that. I can handle it. Enjoy.
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