Madison Beer With A Custom Crop Top

 I would consider finding a shirt that says "I Fear No Beer" to be the thrift store find of the decade and my last name is not even Beer. I wonder if I was to walk around wearing a shirt like that would people just assume I was a recovering alcoholic? They probably would not mistake me for recovering for too long, it is only a matter of time before I crack open another cold one.

Judging by the lack of a belly on Madison I think it is safe to assume she does throw back too many brewskies. Which is a good thing because there is a very narrow market for teen idols with a little more cushion for the pushin'. And that is not even to mention the amount of money one spends on alcoholic beverages. I die a little bit on the inside every time I have to look at my tab at the end of the night. I think I should get a shirt that says "I Fear No Bill" to give me courage. 

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