Macaulay Culkin’s Character Is Still Traumatized By The Events Of “Home Alone”

Imagine you are an eight year old boy at Christmas time. You are excited by the season and dream about what Santa is going to bring you. Then your idiot family leaves the country and you are left behind in your house by yourself. Then imagine that two burglars want to desperately break into your house and it is up to you to stop them. That would traumatize anyone, wouldn't it? A new webseries called DRYVERS created by Jack Dishel examines the kinds of folks you meet as a car service driver. Macaulay Culkin plays a grown up version of his character from Home Alone and he's still messed up from the experience. Very. 

It would explain why Culkin looks like a cat that's fallen in a well. Lot's of stress, man.