Lolo Jones Is Our Personal Favorite for the Olympic Sextastic Gold

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Since the end of the steroid era in women's Olympic games, the girls have become noticeably hotter, even if still ripped and perhaps enhancing on other types of performance enhancers. This ain't your daddy's Olympics anymore with East German bulkheads in skin tight pleather.

And, since this is the time to be picking favorites, we're picking Lolo Jones, the hottie virgin hurdler who stretches her legs like a far more experienced lady. Oh, the many ways in which I'd like her to beat me senseless with her inner thighs.

Lolo competed over the weekend in the final warmups to the Olympics, at a competition in France where she flexed her muscular frame, still feminine before and after events, in between mighty athletic grunting. And those super snug Spandex shorts. Just heavenly. Or, Olympian. Enjoy.