Forget About Gossip and Go Outside

Did Tori Spelling get new breasts to go along with her new show? And if so, why didn't she go for a new face too? Zing! (CityRag)

Paris Hilton's new album is being produced by Oscar-winning Three 6 Mafia. I never thought I'd hear the words Paris Hilton and Oscar-winning in the same sentence. (Hollywood Tuna)

Naomi Campbell got busted for assault. Again. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Nick Lachey the poor man's Wilmer Valderrama? (A Socialite's Life)

Julia Roberts has a new Broadway play. Um, yay? (IDLYITW)

Matt Leblanc's marriage got cancelled, and it's only a matter of time till the same thing happens to his TV show. (Popsugar)

You know Star Jones' life has hit rock bottom when Rosie O'Donnell starts dissing her. (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Aniston's movie career is spiraling out of control, and re-shoots on "The Break Up" are not a good sign. (Just Jared)

Tell me this isn't true. Crackhead Whitney Houston cannot be pregnant. (DListed)

From what I read, Vin Diesel didn't exactly say he wasn't gay. (Yeeeah!)

Leonardo DiCaprio's fans want the record set straight: He is not with Lindsay Lohan. (Jossip)