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Traci Bingham shops for melons. (Socialite Life)

Star Wars, starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan's skank wear is selling out. (DListed)

Christian Bale accused of assaulting his mother and sister? Batman would never. Or would he? (Pink is the New Blog)

Balthazar Getty issues a statement about his relationship with Sienna Miller. (PopSugar)

Minka Kelly is seriously stunning. (Popoholic)

Denise Richards' custody battle continues. (Just Jared)

Salma Hayek and her billionaire fiancé broke up. (IDLYITW)

Estelle Getty is dead. (Defamer)

Britney Spears is looking for a girlfriend. Great, another fak lesbian celebrity. (CityRag)

Nobody likes Madonna and the stress has made her anaemic. (Hollwood Rag)